captainbackfat:

Why are people using the “Periods make women irrational” excuse as a reason not to vote for Hillary

Hillary Clinton is 67 years old

Menopause happens at around 55

Y’all need to take a goddamn biology class

thedauntlesschild:

the-helpful-frog:

we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr

like you log in with the password “parent alert” and it takes you to a dash that’s just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden

we should have that

Done.
Email: allfandomsmatter@gmail.com
Password: parentalert
Username: helpsomeonescoming
Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.

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we’ve detected a flaw in the plan

magic-envelope:

MEETING PHIL WAS DAN’S DREAM AND GOING TO JAPAN WAS PHIL’S DREAM AND THEY’RE IN FUCKING JAPAN TOGETHER AND THEY’RE SO H A P P Y 

HOL D  M E  WHIL ST  I  CRY

Please Reblog if You Believe Asexuality is a Legitimate Sexual Orientation

looking-pretty-grimm:

My mother has just finished delegitimizing my sexuality, saying I’m “probably the only one who believes this”. Let’s prove her wrong, shall we?

danhowellpng:

*VARIOUS HAND GESTURES*

PLAYLIST LIVE IS THIS WEEKEND

*INTERNAL SCREAMING*

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU CAN’T GO, NO WORRIES YOU’LL MEET YOUR IDOLS ONE DAY

*ROLLS AROUND ON THE FLOOR*

BE HAPPY FOR YOUR FRIENDS AND MUTUALS WHO GET TO MEET THESE SUPER COOL PEOPLE

*WIGGLES AROUND*

DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE TO PEOPLE WHO GET TO MEET YOUR IDOLS THOUGH AND DON’T SHIT ON THEIR PARADE

*DOES THE WORM*

LET EVERYONE HAVE FUN AND DON’T BE A STICK IN THE ASS!!!

The signs when something goes right
Aries: high pitched screaming
Taurus: [20s slang]
Gemini: what
Cancer: hurts themselves on accident
Leo: says omg 200 times
Virgo: bruh
Libra: INCREDIBLE
Scorpio: hly shit
Sagittarius: breaks something
Capricorn: finally tbh
Aquarius: deep gasp
Pisces: FUCKIN WHAT

bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

industryicon:

i need meninism because how else would i know which boys to avoid

HEADS UP

wutheringheightsbygeorgebush:

  • alan turing is a gay autistic man played by a straight actor who compared being autistic to Frankenstein monster
  • who is now up for an academy award
  • in a film that downplayed the sexuality he was persecuted and driven to his death for

    could we disrespect the memory of this man even more