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the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

Interviewer: give us a little freestyle iggy
Iggy: 
Iggy: 
Iggy: aight...y'all ready for this [clears throat]
Iggy: RAVE TIME RAVE TIME RAVE TIME RAVE TIME RAVE TIME RAVE TIME DON'T STEP ON THE GLASS DON'T STEP ON THE GLASS TINSEL IN YOUR FOOT BAUBLE IN YOUR FOOT BAUBLE IN YOUR EYE EVERYBODY CRIES WHEN YOU GO TO A & E WITH A BAUBLE IN YOUR FACE BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE

ayatollahofrockandrollah:

petition to destroy all traces of the despicable me minions (all advertising materials, merchandise and film footage)

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

happylittlezalfie:

allmonds:
Raise your hand if you can’t stop saying “nice” to everything
nice

astound:

i wanna punch myself in the face for procrastinating and ruining my life

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:
jaclcfrost:
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
this is
more than i bargained for

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me: 
me: wait i'm 20 years old

venusmentrap:

men: but women like getting cat called

women: we don’t like getting cat called, it makes us uncomfortable, please stop

men: but women like getting cat called

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning